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What has teeth, but can't bite? |
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A woman and two men went in the lift. The woman pushed the button for the third floor and the men pushed the button for the fourth floor. |
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How many letters are in the English alphabet? |
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What fish only swims at night? | |
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What is white when it is dirty, but black or green when it is clean? |
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What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T? | |
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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? |
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A comb.
The lift was going DOWN!
A starfish!
A chalkboard! 
A Teapot!
They fly south for the winter because it's too far to walk!